Total Medals Earned: 672 (From 120 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,330 Points
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 12/37 (90/495 points)
Finish the opening tutorial.
Find the first piece of hidden bonus art.
Find the cowboy hat.
Finish a swimming level.
Kill 15 robots.
Beat every level in Jazela Galaxy.
Die 20 times.
Die from falling upwards.
Play a multiplayer mode.
Collect all the gears in Sun Station Level 1.
Beat every level in Radion Galaxy.
Beat every level in Black Hole Paradise.
Watch all the cutscenes.
Find the Space Helmet.
Level 3-1: Get over 10100 points!
Anybody who has this medal is a TOTAL BADASS!
Level 6-1: Get over 8700 points!
Brutally beat the crap out of Truff and take no damage in the process.
Complete the "Missile Mania" level in Sunshine Plains.
Level 1-1: Get over 9656 points!
Level 2-2: Get over 14600 points!
Kill Polypiscis without taking any damage.
Level 4-1: Get over 9100 points!
Level 8-1: Get over 9300 points!
Level 7-3: Get over 2000 points!
Level 2-3: Get over 3000 points!
Level 8-2: Get over 10730 points!
Level 7-1: Get over 9500 points!
Level 10-1: Get over 7800 points!
Level 2-1: Get over 9500 points!
Level 6-1: Get over 8600 points!
Collect all 9 hats. Also, congrats, this is quite tough to do.
Complete "The Parliament" without losing any health.
Collect all 12 bonus artwork pieces. This could take a while...
Beat the game!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/11 (210/420 points)
Survive the first wave of attackers.
Purchase the Liquid Nitrogen Generator.
Purchase the VX Land Obliterator.
Purchase the Deranian Chaingun.
Purchase The Line of Death.
Purchase all of the Auto-fire turrets.
Get the good ending.
Purchase the Stasis Generator.
Purchase every single turret.
Get the bad ending.
Beat the entire game without purchasing a single gun.
Medals Earned: 12/13 (345/350 points)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Lose against any team
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
View 'ALL' drawings in the collab.
Discover HarraH's psychotic, psychedelic easter egg.
ARRGH
Twice the raping power!
SuperFlyCat
Medals Earned: 6/8 (165/315 points)
Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
Complete the easy round.
Finish with under 400 clicks.
Complete the medium round.
Kill the boss.
Complete the hard round.
Finish with under 300 clicks.
Finish with under 200 clicks.
Medals Earned: 3/11 (45/395 points)
Finished Level 2
Finished Level 1
Finished level 3 and Defeated Boss 1.
Finished Level 7
Finished Level 4
Finished Level 5
Finished Level 6 and Defeated Boss 2.
Finished Level 10 and Defeated Boss 3.
Finished Level 9
Finished Level 8
Completed the game.
Medals Earned: 6/9 (205/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!
Medals Earned: 20/20 (490/490 points)
Don't get hit for 30 seconds.
Acquire a score of 100,000 or greater.
Defeat the largest Peon.
Reach level 10
Defeat the largest Grunt.
Defeat the largest Miner.
Defeat the largest Splitter.
Defeat the largest Waver.
Don't spend any skill points and reach level 10 or greater.
Accurately land 50 shots without a single miss.
Destroy 50 mines in a single game.
Reach a kill chain of 1000
Defeat the largest Fume.
Defeat the largest Seeker.
Defeat the largest Shield.
Defeat the largest Vessel.
Defeat 1000 enemies in a single game.
Completely fill your bestiary by defeating 20 of each enemy in the game.
Acquire all Trophies.
100% the game (Acquire a gold star on the main menu for both Trophy and the Bestiary buttons)
Medals Earned: 6/7 (200/300 points)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Restore the fountain's flow
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less